UPDATE...

This just in. South St.Louis county woman zoomed in on picture of her bra that her baby is wearing on her blog post today (see post below). She notices in horror how dogged out said bra is. Apologizes, first to her husband, for being so absolutely UNsexy, and then,to her public for even having to lay eyes on the thing. Woman then goes internet bra shopping, and although she would like to think of a time and a place where a bra like this...
would be what she bought (can you say 'Merry Christmas'),she thinks this one...
is a little bit more her speed. Practical and cheap, too. Woman also realizes the true depth of how utterly boring her undergarment choices are and is a bit sad.

Oh, wait a minute. Seems the sadness has passed. Whew!