10 hours ago
04 June 2010
Where in the h-e-double-hockey-sticks is the Tooth Fairy?
Is he on vacation and no one told me?
Betsy lost her first tooth SIX DAYS ago, and still nothin'!
Maybe, he's confused.
See, we asked that Betsy not receive the typical cash exchange for her incisor.
She'd eat it, and that's no good.
So, I'm sure he's just deciding what would be an appropriate prize.
He better get it together soon, or, I tell ya, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
The Tooth Fairy is about to get unleashed upon.
Watch it, Tooth Fairy.
I got my eye on you.
I take no prisoners, mister.