8 of these 'moes' later...

image taken from Joy the Baker.

...and I am starting to know why

I have a large pocket of gelatenous goo

that is beginning to hang

over the top of my jeans.

I am convinced that

holiday baking is a

conspiracy created by the

diet/exercise capitalistic machine.

But, I guess I could always try

an ounce of self-control,

or a couple of crunches. Whatev.

Cheers!